Dear Diary

TODAY WAS SOOOOOOOO GOOOD XOXOX

zomg i woke up in a boys bed this morning! how did THAT happen tee hee?

well what i remember was pretty good and i think i stuck my tongue in his ear which sounds weird but is really great.

well then i totz walked home with Megan giggling all the way i’m sure i looked really hot.

after tearing off my clothes i found some space in my laundry and took a little nappy poo. I covered mahself up with some dirty towels because I was soo cold and fuck whered all those blankets go? oh there, across the room.

knock knock!

i’m naked!

come eat!

alright.

i took a shower and tried to puke to no avail. then i had party butt. to the victor go the spoilzzz ;( ) :@ ‘* ||$

I didn’t eat because my tummbly was all rumbly

I still had fun trying to impress the people I should feel comfortable around! *wink in general direction*

but thats not even the best part. we watched gymnastics. so much gymnasting and the girls are all 4′5 and required to own really miss-shape-en noses and the floor dance catagory is really fucking lame. Gymnastics, TLC, and Brandy as Cinderella SO GOOD.

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Guys i mean i’m like really bored!

oh man michelle and I are goin to the Electric Fetus.

alright let me put on some pants.

Wade H works at EF, WHOOO KNEW?!

Alright Wade I’d like to buy these 6 (six) cds.

sounds goo man, have you heard of these guys before?

Oh no actually. I’m really impulsive. Like a grandmother about to die.

Kate Nash is such a silly gurl.

Okay Maggie you’re stoned out of your mind but try to meet me outside of Urban Outfitters at 5:30. I can’t go in there I was banned for trying to shoplift.

 What? oh nick your so silly I’m gunna make you search for me for 25 minutes at least.

Okay I guess I’ll  walk around with Pual, he speaks really softly so I never have a clue what he’s saying but he’s my people.

Let’s walk around Mall of America being absolutely ridiculous.

Today’s Games:

1.  Japanese Words
2. Did you hear?
3. What Stacy did.
4. Family Dinner
5. Public fights
6. Crazy Inventions
7. VAN

Okay you wanna go?

Wait let me but another 60 (sixty) dollars worth of shit from Ragstock first.

mmmm okay?  are those tablecloths?

yea.

ALright Middlebrook I’m home what do you have to offer me? lonliness and discontent? i’m good what else you got? oh Sam’s here again.

God Shannon and Sarah are the best people ever. Beautiful angles.

Alright I guess I can hang out with THOOSE PEOPLE, even though they make me feel like THAT PERSON.

Sam are you flirting with me? What the fuck??

Okay I guess we should have looked up Steady’s hours first, but I think of all people tattoo artist would work until fourth meal.

Okay yeah Applebee’s will probably make us feel less lame but they love their shitty 90’s music.

Here I am middlebrook what do you got this time? Batman Begins? meh…

I think i’d rather sit in this room full of people drinking Colt 45.

stop texting me were in the same room. oh you want to gossip? i guess thats cool then.

ADAM I GET IT YOU HAVE AN UNNATURALLY HIGH SEXUAL LIBIDO

Hey Ernest you want to cuddle? I’ll be big spoon!

oh wait you’re drunk out of your mind again? 

just go to bed.

Addy haven’t talked to you since last night where you be?

Alright yea let’s sit here and talk about things and wave at that drunk CA.

People whose asses I touched today:

• Tom
• Zach
• Megan? I’m sure…
• Ben
• Maggie? Who knows.
• Tristan, electronically
• 20 people in The Mall
• 

People who don’t think Maggie and I are funny

• H+M homosexual
• robots

People who think Maggie and I are really funny

• most people. (around 80%)
• stoners (around 100% of stoners)
• the 8th floor
• rabot

catch ya laterz!!!

ttyl

lyl

lolz

brb

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lylas

lylab

lylal

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vilkohmin toh miah påyghe iitz nüw und haughty

Hello Maggie.

Hello Nick

Maggie Dange: I’m a student at the University of Minnesota – Twin Cities. I’m a young genius and I am going to really kick your ass one day. theatrically? So I think that this blog about our modern lives will be a crazy adventure for all of us. Stay pretty!

Beanie=>  Most people like me. Pop Quiz: what’s my favorite color? Hunter.

Danger&&&Even though this is a shared bløøg for our first post I can write about things that have happened to the both of us lately to establish the context of our (open) relationship.

We are both really talented ASTRoNAUTS! We evanesce. it’s nice too. We go to a class called Intro to the Theatre (er?) with shannon i mean megan walsh i mean LOOIS. It’s pretty fun for us but not for no one else. Uh oh. :s When we are feeling extra magnanimous we donate coins into plastic the boxis at Taco Bel!!2

Did you hear about Parker Posie? She had a SITCOM! It last only three instalments. Voopzie Daise! The Return of jesebel Jamze

I woke up and whent to French and it was raining “”’  ‘  ‘  aand I didn’t like that! I had to ride my bike O )

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and that’s dangerious AND slidey

marcouiller>couiller>coolio>ll cool j>ll bean>beanie

One day I was sucking someone’s penis when they bonked me on the noggin and asked me one of life’s great questions, “Did you feed the rabot?”

“The What?”

“Rabot.”

Whats your name? We probably don’t share it in common but i’d still like to hear about it. e;

I would adress you in the formal at this point, aka we don’t quite know you well enuff to be saying this but mie assesment is your fairly sexy.

HANNAH WORKU?!?!? what are you even doin here? daymn that dont make senses!

i love you though (understandably)

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