Here are some ugly celebrities I have crushes on:

 

the guy you hated from the Dark Knight

http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/GrahamNorton/nortonPictureAlbum_3.jpg

the host of a (bad) sassy gay talk show

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/always-sunny-charlie-day3.jpg

the short guy from a tv show that no one else watches