August 2008


nick come back!

my bitchin sneaks came today. they are bitchin. if I cut my toenails it won’t hurt to wear them. but you know, sometimes there are just more pressing tasks. Like quitting the community engagement scholars program at the U of M because I haven’t done any kind of volunteering since my service learning class which was wonderful. I still need to return a book to liz boyle that I borrowed in november

i don’t think i brought it with me and it will be really embarrassing if I ever see her again

my sneakers are telling me to tell everyone on the internet “hi”

The Republicans at the Holiday Inn are coming into Noodles in full force! They like everything. They all donate a dollar to Tools for Schools if I ask. I bet they want to improve their image. Good luck. While we’re still in this paragraph that I’m typing with proper capitalization and punctuation, I’d like to remark on Sarah Palin, whom, if you didn’t know, is John McCain’s pick for running mate.

Sarah Palin and John McCain lovefest

Sarah Palin and John McCain lovefest

Many people, including myself, know absolutely nothing about her. I’ve done some research, however, to get you started! She’s younger than Obama and has only been the governor of Alaska for two years. She finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant. She’s in the NRA. What else… OH! She said this about weed: “I can’t claim a Bill Clinton and say that I never inhaled.” And she’s in bed with just about every major Evangelical organization there is. She hunts, eats moose hamburger, ice fishes, rides snowmobiles, and owns a float plane (I googled this and it looks cool as hell). She has five kids and they all have weird names (Bristol, Trig, Willow, Piper, and Track). On the gays: she is definitely against marriage which is really not a fucking surprise but she made a point of saying she supports equal rights for gay couples and she has gay friends. In other words she has the exact same stance as Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and John McCain, not to mention just about every Democrat and an increasing number of Republicans in Washington. Adamant pro-lifer. While the term “social conservative” seems to be applied to her a lot, I’m not convinced, but I guess as our country grows more progressive (albeit at a painfully slow pace) that term can change in meaning. The Democrats have an excellent opportunity to ream John McCain for knocking Obama’s lack of experience and then choosing an even less experienced running mate. But the Republicans can just as easily rebut with the idea that they got it right by having an experienced presidential candidate and a youthful VP pick while the Democrats got it upside down. But what is clear is that she’s unknown on the national stage and McCain is certainly pandering to women who are bitter about Hillary Clinton’s loss. I’m a tad bitter too but as my little brother says, I’m voting with my head instead of my cooter. The bottom line is that Sarah Palin is a real mixed bag, and remember, if McCain wins there is a very real chance she could be president.

That said, “mixed bag” is a step up from “Mitt Romney.”

BO’s speech tonight was fairly spectacular. Some highlights off the top of my head:

-something to the effect off ‘were all just as patriotic ass you, asshole’

-atleast mentioning the homos, which is certainly more then Johnny will ever do

-lowering tuition and gas dependency sound like pretty important issues on his platform

-”It’s not because John McCain doesn’t care. It’s because John McCain doesn’t get it.”

-”We are the party of Roosevelt. We are the party of Kennedy. So don’t tell me that Democrats won’t defend this country. Don’t tell me that Democrats won’t keep us safe.”

Here are some ugly celebrities I have crushes on:

 

the guy you hated from the Dark Knight

http://www.nytix.com/repository/tvshows/GrahamNorton/nortonPictureAlbum_3.jpg

the host of a (bad) sassy gay talk show

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/always-sunny-charlie-day3.jpg

the short guy from a tv show that no one else watches

  1. The Dance (2010) (announced) …. Billy ‘The Kid’ Roth
  2. Electric God (2009) (announced)
  3. Amarillo Slim (2009) (pre-production)
  4. The Ghost (2009) (pre-production)
  5. Kick-Ass (2009) (pre-production) …. Dave Lizewski
  6. Scared Straight (2009) (pre-production)
  7. Astro Boy (2009) (filming) (voice) …. Dr. Tenma
  8. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) (filming)
  9. G-Force (2009) (post-production) (voice) …. Speckles
  10. Knowing (2009) (post-production) …. Ted Myles

Nicolas Cage has TEN movies coming out! Apocalypse?

before we get started, this important video features my project runway season 4 favourite, jillian lewis, acting like a complete asshole in her audition tape. wicked strategy. she’s a great designer but she was boring as hell as a person and I was wondering how they let her on the show.

anyway, it has been slow going in these parts, boring days, weird nights. my feets hurt and everything. I guess the big thing is i made a rule where I can’t buy pot and can’t ask anyone to smoke me up but beyond that it’s fair game tah dah! okay I can’t function well enough to write this for some reason I’m not even intoxicated. so I’ll leave it at that!

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get outta hr

be more inclined to jump on the Robert Downey Jr. bandwagon if he just cut some of that grotesque facial hair off his face. Also, if he could play anything other than a type A asshat.

THIS IS AwEsOmE! actually seriously, I don’t expect anyone to follow this link, but it is changing my life.

http://renz-o.blogspot.com/

Also, John Tucker Must Die is another horrible movie for our list and according to Coast to Coast the Nazis just want to go back to Mars.

UPDATE! One of the wierdest feelings in the world is having someone ‘defriend’ you on facebook. I think I could talk at lengths about this but it is making me more insecure by the moment so I must try to concentrate on something else. Like almost having run over Breana. Fuck, I’m an idiot.

i was going to post this anyway but then i read the most recent post from nicholas and now it’s extra pertinent. first most when I tried to watch Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I fell victim to what I call the Sweeney Todd effect, wherein it might as well be the Nightmare Before Christmas because absolutely nothing and nobody looked real. it looked like a really well done disney pixar animation. looked like that. it wasn’t like that at all. I only made it as far as that german fatass falling in the choco-riv.

Well regardless I think that for some reason I have a crush on Helena Bonham Carter

nick doesn’t live here any more. paul and I are about to wake and bake (I’m already waked just not baked) and record our cover of the garden and probably watch mark and chelsie like we always do and then hang them on the wall because I actually went to kinkos and made them big

Come come, really now have a seat I’ll just get some brandy you must have a chat with me.

What’s on my mind?

Oh, a few things of course.

Breathing,

Fucking,

and the fact that Tim Burton gets too many gold stars on his assignments. They’re actually quite underwhelming. We won’t get into it, it’s not the time or place.

Zoom Zoom Zoom alway traveling but I wouldn’t trade it for the world of course, just me and the open concrete ocean. So many possibilities!

A Bon Iver concert, shopping witmahboyz, a party(?), a maggie, AND SO MUCH MORE!

I need a few of you to start walking behind me in a V formation. I’ll start with the mexicans and work my way up. I don’t want a Paris Hilton situation on my hands! Stred cred: I deserve it.

Still haven’t seen any of those irresistible films yet but Pinapple Express almost sneak wetmypants. I didn’t think it had it in it!!

It did, though. AND SoBeRZZZZzzzzZZZ!!!

WoAh!

One day further into radio silence, one day closer to neutrality – this is Nicholas, not Nick, Marcouiller, signing off Iowa, Tuck in your Children!

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