bam! a power outage took place in new york state yesterday and that meant no class, yes sitting in a fabric store for three hours. what you should know about fabric stores:
all employees are middle aged white females. hooray because I’ll be one of those one day and I’ve always wanted to, well you know, handle fabric and cut it up and all that
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this is what the average fabric store customer looks like
egyptian cotton is more expensive because of trade embargoes and also attractive mens’ penises have been rubbed on it to give the wearer sex appeal yes its true
any question about betty davis asked in the store will get a flurry of replies within seconds
that’s all
**not an actual fabric store customer (in this picture anyway)
